Kazard

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
jelloapocalypse
mariacallous

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elfwreck

This is another "hot coffee" lawsuit, meaning, "customer got life-threatening injuries from lack of safety mechanisms, and the company has convinced the press that it's actually Karen Bitching About Breaking A Fingernail."

Whenever you see these: Remember that even sleazeball ambulance-chaser lawyers are not going to take on mega-corporations like McDonald's or Disney if they don't think they have a real case.

It is, in fact, a crime and a violation of lawyer ethics code - like, the kind that can get them sanctioned or disbarred if it's bad enough - to take on cases that they know are bogus; it's considered a waste of the court's time, which is a waste of public resources. They are literally not allowed to present a case to the court that they know damn well is not a valid claim for damages.

If you drop a coffee cup on your foot, and it is bruised and sore for a week... no lawyer is going to help you sue McDonald's for having slippery coffee cups.

But that's the kind of thing they are trying to claim happened here, tried to claim happened in the Liebeck coffee case. (...Don't google for the images unless you have a strong stomach.)

jelloapocalypse
fagesque

"kids are getting indoctrinated into transgenderism" did you know that left handedness increased from 3% to 12% when they stopped beating left handed children.

phoenixian-cluster-amaryllis

And, fun fact, it plateaued! Just in case you were confused and suddenly afraid that the world would be exclusively lefties now that we are no longer enforcing right-handed-ness.

Does that sound similar to any other stupid viewpoints you might have? Hmmm?

badendchan
feralthembo

I am BEGGING yall to remember that "gay panic" means "i killed this person because theyre gay so you cant jail me for it" and NOT "UwU too gay to function"

Yall CANNOT reclaim this one please stop trying

divorcecourtdad

THIS ALSO GOES FOR TRANS PANIC.

THIS ALSO GOES FOR TRANS PANIC

THIS ALSO GOES FOR TRANS PANIC

disneys-fast-play

ok then WHAT term do we use for “too gay to function”

courtofthevampireking

you can say that you're "too gay to function" if you so choose

darkladynyara

And I would like to point out (for those who didn’t click on the helpful wikipedia link in the OP) that this is not a historical thing. The “gay/trans panic defense” is still in use.

mamapluto

Trans panic is still a legal defense in my current state in the US.