my cat as a kitten blep
Original Composition
Context: I’m playing a Skeleton Bard who wants to make friends with a cloud lady, so I’m playing a song for her
Me, Bard: I’m playing Despacito to the cloud
DM: Roll to see if Despacito exists
Me: *rolls a 21 with modifiers*
Me: Despacito exists and I invented it. I am Daddy Yankee reincarnateI proceeded to become pen pals with the cloud lady, who was wildly impressed by my original composition Despacito
if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
do you understand what singlehandedly means?
no. do u smoke weed?
hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”
in conclusion: pisscorp
thank you for coming to my ted talk
My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”
god bless
Today’s letter is F.
And that’s a
FUCKING
EXCELLENT
IDEA!!!
I’ve had this on repeat for the last couple of minutes switching my hearing to hear either “that’s a fucking excellent idea” and “that sounds like an excellent idea” (which is what he’s actually saying) and it’s really tripping me out
